My tweets

• Sat, 13:23: Is there an offence of conspiracy to harass? Because that's what this looks like. Plan your conspiracy in private! https://t.co/dQ71iutF6z
• Sat, 17:24: IKEA Bookbook, rugged version, optimised for one handed use on site http://t.co/wSkDFStc7a
• Sat, 18:31: RT @sgalineau: One downside of working at Adobe: every time someone says 'Dreamweaver' the Gary Wright song pops into my head. And it happe…
• Sat, 18:33: How good is Nokia at colour trends? Well, IKEA is full of products from the new catalogue in Lumia orange and green...
• Sat, 19:32: RT @jeremiahfelt: OH @BestBuy - Customer: "This laptop is very light!" Associate: "Well you haven't loaded any of your data into it yet."
• Sat, 19:38: False flag! Just like we practiced! What do you mean she saw us practice? Um, quick, distraction!