My tweets

• Sat, 14:46: RT @beardedstoner: Me: What does a frog say? Daughter: 'Reddit' Me: Um, if it does, don't expect it to turn into a prince.
• Sat, 14:47: Google practically giving away Moto phones is like Google practically giving away Android; data mining subsidy
• Sat, 14:53: their groping was no more flattering than if they had decided my dinner looked tasty &started eating it off my plate http://t.co/wyg9T3TdNH
• Sun, 01:36: OS tips for keyboard lovers/touchscreen haters RT @shanselman: How to use Windows 8.1 effectively with hotkeys http://t.co/IFVS2pyp9Y