My tweets

• Tue, 20:28: Back to the 80s for UK computing; Raspberry Pi is about fun and making money too http://t.co/DZiGsd8E
• Wed, 01:49: Another Amy tasting; we just like *every* wine here from old vine chardonnay to blends to petit syrah to tempranillo http://t.co/quRRSnVG
• Wed, 01:52: Tasted Ken Volk; wide selection of interesting wines, not sure we found the good ones in the bunch
• Wed, 02:23: Edward Sellers; unusual approach to Rhone blends by Amy who is now Ranchero Cellars; nice Grenache rose, white blend, Chateau NeufPap-alike
• Wed, 02:25: Love tasting in #pasorobles so much variety, such friendly owners & wine makers. Think we have a new favorite in #redsoles
• Wed, 07:33: Really #wordament ? Promonades is a word? Really?

A song for coping with iPhone rumours in WWDC season, or any other, for @getwired

To the tune of 'Oranges and lemons/say the bells of St Clements'

"The idiots and bunglers
Believe the rumours on the tumblrs.
They promise us screen inches
And gestures beyond pinches;
But all they deliver
Is drinking-game-damaged livers"

Prepare a good drink. Look at iPhone rumour sites. Any time you see a rumour about screen size, pens, 3D gestures or anything that adds complexity: drink!

Add extra verses; I'll include good ones with the right scansion